"Thank G-O-D I didn't drop you just then, I'm absolutely floored. Shocked. Speechless." And laying it on a little thick, maybe. Still, can he blame her? The only surprising part of this is probably the fact that Yusuke is apparently homoflexible, and when he shrugged Luci's flirting off it wasn't because he had no physical interest. She respected that, no matter how hot she knew she was, but now she's feeling a little like she has to make him regret not going at it sooner.

"I'm much more than a woman, though. If you want tits and a pussy, I have them, but that's just the beginning." Luci lowers him enough to whisper in his ear, somehow still steady on the stairs. "I can swallow you until you forget your name. Fit my tongue in places you've never imagined for longer than five seconds. I can lay out twenty six toys and you can pick what I fuck you with. I can stretch you out and touch you everywhere except where you want me to for hours. Or I can get you off as quickly as you like. I can hold you while we order breakfast on my phone, or sit naked in the dark on the windowsill while you get into your car.

"It's not so much that you've missed out on women, darling. You've been missing out on me. But I'll ride you like I stole you if that's what you want."